food is life

Food is life. That’s all you need to know.
I’m quite disappointed that you didn’t know this already.

Person: this food is life
God: I know right
Person: I want to have this everyday forever
God: granted

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Nug-life

A cute,adorable toddler's life. They make people stop and look at their cuteness!

I used to have a nug-life when I was a super cute toddler.

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Herb of Life

Marijuana, you smoke the herb of life. It's the herb of life, cause it brings you to life and it's fucking fantastic.

Wake N' Bake my lovely stoners. "Smoke the herb of life". Alright, enough said.. I like to keep it short and simple so toke it up! P.s I'm blazed

MariJaneMarijuanaGanjaBuhdBuhdzzBuhdskiiezzDankKushGreenzHerb of lifeVitamin PDrojaDro

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lust for life

wanting to experience all of the unconventional pleasures of life, i.e. both heterosexual and homesexual acts, drugs, crime etc.

well I'm just a modern guy
of course I've had it it in the ear before

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Gacha Life

A storyboard app used during The Depressing early stages of a Soft-Core Hentai Artist

Parent: What are you doing?
Child: Making Gacha Life videos?
Parent *grabs belt* NO PORN IN THIS GODDAMN HOUSE

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Object to Life

1. A person that gets so mad at an inanimate object that they wish it was alive, just so they could kill it.

I stubbed my toe on that f***ing table again! If I had one wish, I would wish that f***ing Object to Life so I could f***ing kill it!

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My life

Is fucked up

My life is my life.

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