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A video in which a man whispers Hungarian into a woman's vagina until they both orgasm simultaneously out of excitement.
"Yesterday I watched so much Hungarian Whisper Porn that I can now speak Hungarian fluently."
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Snuff videos and highly graphic and violent movies.
Dude, I totally fapped to The Passion of the Christ; It's my new favorite serial killer porn.
Ex: Fubar, Three guys one hammer, Salo: 120 Days of Soddom, Canibbal Holocaust, The Human Centipede: Full sequence & The Passion of the Christ.
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Masturbing in beat to a metal/hardcore rock song
Guy 1: "Dude, why won't Johnny come out with us?"
Guy 2: "Didn't you hear, he's been listening to hard porn rock lately!"
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Expression used after the description and/or mention of an occurrence disgusting, foul, irrelevant, inconceivable, witty and/or random. Probably relates to an impossible or extremely gross pornographic scenario. Can be used occasionally with the family, but only if they're hella chill. Often quipped during an adolescent conversation about actual porn, but can range in topic choice. A poignant and lyrical way to respond to and outdo a remark. Can be translated into "n0w, 1h@1'5 b@d pr0n" if you so choose it, 1337 boi. Variations can render the phrase in the present, past, and future tenses. If delivered correctly, "now, that's bad porn" can send children, teen and adult alike into a spiraling path of laughter, but even a great delivery with comic brilliance can get you into a shitload of trouble. Take caution, and use wisely.
Person 1- Dude, last night, my buddy Ryan told me how he once screwed this chick while she was hanging upside down tied to a rope from the garage ceiling, and she was like gagged and lubed up and then she fell on her head cuz the lube made her slip out from the rope! Lololoolool
Person 2- Now, that's bad porn.
Maggie Ignoramus- Have you heard about that thing called 2girls1cup?
Matt Witticism- Oh god, now, THAT'S bad porn.
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Asian fart porn is in the name porn with Asians that fart in the video
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Me, some girl, cheap-ass webcam, and a couple of roofies.
Jesus fuck this Rohypnol doesn´t eliminate the gag reflex!!!?
Puke Fiction II it is...
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Pornography that showcases the appalling and questionably legal act of two or more old fuckers having hot, steamy old people sex. Usually can be found under the "Mature" category on most porn sites.
See lemonparty for more information.
Jimmy Nichols: Dad, what is old people porn?
Mr. Nichols: Shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn peas Jimmy. I don't have time for your bullshit.
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