you're fired

A top definition that urbandictionary admins chose for November 3rd because he hates Trump. He thinks he finally fired Trump.

Democrat: DONALD TRUMP!!!!! YOU'RE FIRED
Sane person: here he goes again...

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kick the fire hydrant

the game of kicking a fire hydrant

step 1.) go outside and locate a fire hydrant
step 2.) kick the fire hydrant
step 3.) repeat step 2 until satisfied

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Pagan Fire Eater

The pinnacle of all sports teams both on and off the field, and one helluva dotball team.
Just when you think you got them figured out... BAM!!! They kick it up a notch just like Emeril.
The most dedicated Oceania team ever (besides the Incinerators, but who's counting?)

The Kai have long dreamed of becoming Pagan Fire Eaters, and CPL loldoters are jealous too.

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utah fire hydrant

the act of putting icy hot on your penis and at first it feels like its on fire then the icy part kicks in and its the best feeling in the world.

tessa gave brek a utah fire hydrant

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Firing on all cylinders

To sneeze, poop, and urinate all at once on the toilet.

Dave: Man Paul, you in the bathroom for a long time.
Paul: Yeah, I was Firing on all cylinders.

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california forest fire

stick a cigar in a girls pussy anal fuck her then put her on fire pubes out with cum but she cant drop it

dude your sister couldnt handle the california forest fire and she lost her pubbs my bad

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hell-fire

Noun

1. A quality of sexual attraction to someone despite their behavior being categorized as catty, arrogant, rude, mischievous, or in some other way malicious.

2. An object of usually sexual desire that is too emotionally compromising to interact with.

Paul: "Dude, your ex is hell-fire."
Mike: "It's her legs that get me."
Paul: "Damn straight."

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