Similar to a dingle berry, a dingle douche is when vaginal discharge is not wiped properly, resulting in dingle douches. A dingle douche can be used as a noun only. This word can be used to describe someone who is very annoying and/or disrespectful.
One day, a grandmother walked into my store, asking if we sold anything to help her with her pain near her vagina. I recommended her to buy something to treat her possible dingle douches.
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The lengthy bit of shnozz that usually hangs out from ones pants after a zipper catches the nut sack.
James just got his nuts caught in his zipper!!! Look its a douche snozzle! Nasty!
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When anyone over the age of 12 drinks a juice box
*Dave, a 40 year old man sips a juice box*
Jim: Man, hows the douche box?
Dave: *sip* Delicious.
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Look at that asshole sailing his douche canoes. What a Chad.
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A person that is more than one douche, but isnβt quite enough to be two douches.
Kenny is a douche and a half because he called me a name and then apologized later.
Reeshaβs boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.
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A douche bag that keeps flappin' his jaw about nothing.
Fuck, that muppet douche Paul keeps opening his mouth.
Why is that muppet douche still talking?
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also, douche faget. the name of the holiday given to the second week in January. A douche fag is also somebody who drives a jetta and/or can't grow a beard. Someone that isn't a santi or doesn't know sisky, is a douche fag. Finally, if you don't drink fuckin power thirst and run like a Kenyan ur a douche fag.
Dude, that guy wasn't sisky enough so he's a fuckin douche fag.
Fuck the step off you skanky douche fag.
That dirty russian just called me a fucking douche fag.
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