A breed of girls who specify there time in applying fake tan , scrubbing fake tan of and walking her dog . She doesn’t only do this , infact she pulls the lot! ***eoin Quinn mikey walsh Raff Malone
Friend: oh yeah fake tans on offer in boots at the mo
Aoife: omg yay! I’ve been through my 5th bottle this week
Friend : but they have only got extra dark
Aoife: that’s what I get anyways
Aoife o toole is a type of girl with a badass attitude
a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.
and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones
Texting the opposite gender past 12:00 am.
Texting the opposite gender, especially people you are interested in/they are interested into you, past 12:00 am
Texting the opposite gender, especially flirtatious people/people who will give you that type of attention, past 12:00 am.
usually texting/talking to the opposite gender past 12:00 am gets sketchy and emotional - therefore, becoming sketch-o-clock.
"OMG brad texted me!!!" "Giirrrllll he texted you at 12:00 am, it's sketch-o-clock, he wants something"
When you walk into a person and try to dodge the person but the person dodges in that way,you do it again and therefore begins a body-leaning war. It often lasts for ~1.5 seconds.
"Yesterday,I did a dodge-o-rama with a random hot girl on a street. That was awkward."
"You won't believe what happen! I did a 6-second lasting dodge-o-rama,like it felt an eternity xd."
1. A person who can't utter a sentence without aiming an insult at someone.
2. A person who can't post on a chatboard without aiming an insult at someone.
3. A person who enjoys belittling others.
Mary says, "Isn't the sky a pretty shade of blue today?"
Insult-O-Matic replies, "You ignorant moron! Anyone with half a brain knows the sky isn't really blue. Why don't you pick up a book once in awhile and learn something?"
A male who has created a Duggar amount of offspring that usually takes two men to create. Very fertile. A female has been known to get pregnant by using his toothbrush.
Barrett: Did you hear that Tim had another baby?
Sarah: Holy shit! Seriously had a case of Twix o’ Dix
UK term for Bottle Of Water
Hey mate can i have a bohol-o-a-wader
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