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dads club

a club for gay men with children

Dude the dads club is going on tonight.

by livvv May 22, 2011


Big club nonce

Found in many countries round the world, the big club nonce (BCN) is a supporter of a 'big' sports team, usually, but not exclusively, a professional Football (soccer) club. The main characteristic of a BCN is that he or she thinks they are somehow superior to a supporter of a smaller team just by virtue of the fact they support a big club. This perceived superiority is not limited to football knowledge, and when called out about being BCN's they get as angry as actual nonces get when peadophile hunters catch them and film it live on Facebook, hence the use of the word nonce (which at one time was considered to be offensive but is now common place). The BCN is usually a glory hunter and often shunned by supporters of their own team.

BCN: what would you know about the 4-3-3 system, you support a league one side?
Other supporter: Mate pack it in you sound like a big club nonce.

Also:
BCN: We should be beating teams like......
Other supporters: Jesus mate you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: Why would you spend your money supporting that rubbish
Clinton Baptiste: I'm getting the words.... Big club nonce.

by Nutbutternutter September 14, 2020


Big club nonce

Found in many countries round the world, the big club nonce (BCN) is a supporter of a 'big' sports team, usually, but not exclusively, a professional Football (soccer) club. The main characteristic of a BCN is that he or she thinks they are somehow superior to a supporter of a smaller team just by virtue of the fact they support a big club. This perceived superiority is not limited to football knowledge, and when called out about being BCN's they get as angry as actual nonces get when peadophile hunters catch them and film it live on Facebook, hence the use of the word nonce (which at one time was considered to be offensive but is now common place). The BCN is usually a glory hunter and often shunned by supporters of their own team.

BCN: what would you know about the 4-3-3 system, you support a league one side?
Other supporter: Mate pack it in you sound like a big club nonce.

Also:
BCN: We should be beating teams like......
Other supporters: Jesus mate you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: Why would you spend your money supporting that rubbish
Clinton Baptiste: I'm getting the words.... Big club nonce.

by Nutbutternutter September 14, 2020


Classic Club

When you cannot use the toilet, or decide NOT to use the toilet , so you use into the sink for number 2.

Someone one day at the club used the sink to go number 2, and now we joke to call it a Classic Club.

I just finished up a Classic Club in the bathroom, it was amazing.

Awww man someone just had a Classic Club in the bathroom, I could not even wash my hands.

by Dr. Club October 9, 2020


club guy

a person who loves and goes to night clubs till he or she is in their late 50S!

my buddy glenn is the biggest club guy i know!

by drummerg July 31, 2007


Leisure club

Low quality and cheap Chinese made 'style' or 'range' (not to be confused with brand) of plain ugly track pants, hooded sweatshirts, and t shirts made using slave labourers in "sweat shops and mostly of cheap polyester which is a by product of refining crude oil and fossil fuels into other chemicals. This boring range of low quality garbage is marketed as *fit wear* by Hallensteins brothers clothing stores in new zealand and is popular with mellenials and other similar types of woke idiots found making TikTok's in their spare time and also with older people experiencing mid life crisis. It is said by some that the meaning is a throw to homosexuals who meet up in parks for discreet sexual encounters, the asian characters in the logo translate to for gay fun hence the "leisure club for gay fun"

"I met some blokes from the leisure club at the park last night and we had a homo-bukake"

by Kaymanouttahur October 11, 2024


Imaginary Friend Clubs

The correct and contemporary term for all religions\cults.

"Did you hear about Jeff? He lost his mind and joined a church."
"A church? You mean one of those Imaginary Friend Clubs!!!"

by SmarterSean August 19, 2023