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A cake which has been farted upon by a woman for sexual purposes
Bart, don't eat this fart cake! You might get sick from E-Coli infection!
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When you release such a large volume of gas when you fart that it creates a vacuum and sucks out your insides out your butthole.
That was the biggest fart I have ever heard.
Yea the guy had a fart attack afterwards.
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a fart that is either weak, short, high pitched,unmanly, or otherwise embarrassing in anyway
peter: (bitch fart noise)
will: peter that was such a bitch fart
peter: are you for serious... that was at least an adolescent fart
ap: no peter that was in fact a bitch fart
will: it was a short little nothing that was at least two octaves too high
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A fart released in silent, usually in bed, by one or another spouse. When caught, the offender uses the excuse that he/she loves him/her. A downright silly, but mean thing to do. Especially if the farter has eaten eggs, asparagus, or taco bell that evening.
Not to be confused with the "LOVE FART" (Singular) which is produced by two gyrating bodies during sex.
"Honey, did you just fart!?!?"
-Yeah, I did... just a couple of love farts.-
"Dammit, you're an asshole."
-I know... I love you!-
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Simply stated, it is Bacardi 151 and Wild Turkey 101. You pour the concoction into the persons mouth whilst they are sitting upside down in a barber chair, then putting a bar towel over their face (reduces spray). You spin them 2x around to the right, then 2x around to the left. Done. If they haven't vomited, either they are hardcore, or you poured them water.
I went to a bar in LaCrosse for OctoberFest in 1981. I had my first Gorilla Fart ever. And my last ever. No Sane person does this. Nor a sober person.
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Following an internal ejaculation during anal sex, the receiving woman releases a fart and the semen travels down her taint and into her vagina. Following fertilization and 9 months, a redheaded fair-skinned baby is born. Current research suggests the higher rate of lighter skin and red hair is a result of increased exposure to light during travel along the taint.
I want my kid to have a soul and not be a fart baby ginger
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A homo fart is a guy blowing off a semen-filled fart.
"Did you just blow a homo fart?" asked Nathan.
"Er... of course not," stammered Luigi.
"I can smell the jizz, dude," said Nathan.
Luigi turned bright red and ran away.
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