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When two lesbians french kiss with they're vaginas. Also scissoring.
Linda and Sue were caught in a french puzzle by they're nosey neighbor tom.
pegging but where it's done with a baguette instead
Oh did you hear about Bart? He got french pegged by his missus last night!
Those goddamn annoying Minecraft Villagers you hear on the radio.
Mackey: Why do I hear a Villager on the radio?
Minnie: It's probably that French Montana douche again!
When one man is wearing a house coat with only nylons on and is smoking a Corella De' Ville bitch stick cigarette and gently blow smoke rings against an ass less chap wear cowboys butthole.
I just saw that guy in nylons giving that cowboy a french montana, my mind is blown. He blew smoke rings inside the cowboys exsposed buttox
Knowing the typicalness of any ordinary French guy, they don't apply deodorant, which means they sweat like pigs, using this common sense, this sex act is when a french guy lubes up a females foot with his sweat and shoves it as far up his ass as he can until he cums
"I want to France over the summer, and this guy named Pierre, asked me out, he was charming at first and when we got back to his place, he started to rub his armpits on my foot, he tried to give me a french foot-massage!"
A term for a non-interactive, smelly person that serves nothing this world other than smelling like absolute shit.
“I dont wanna say any names, but the guy with the square moustache reminds me of a french fartcandle.”
When you orgasm inside your partner's mouth and then urinate inside of their mouth. They then drink the entire thing. yum
Guy1: Babe open your mouth I want to give you a French pee
Guy2: Okay