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The weather outside is absolutly f***ing shit
I was going for a walk but i cancelled because it was going ass outside
A very long, very loud burst of protracted farting.
"I couldn't believe how long the ass bugling when on for."
Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.
Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.
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geez i'm on the toilet I could use some Ass Paper!
What you say when your girlfriend asks what you want for dinner
The result of gaining weight, especially in the hips and butt, due to starting a new job where you sit at a desk all day.
Judy used to be hot before she started working again. In the last few months she has developed a bad case of cubicle ass.
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A condition met when one refuses to wipe his ass after a messy turd for an extended period of time. The turds subsequently harden leaving the sufferer with a solid crust that mimics the appearance of a turtle's shell.
Can be effectively used for defensive purposes.
I've a kickboxing match coming up, I've got a solid case of shell ass to keep me safe.