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When your with a lobby full of people and you start being an annoying peice of shit If I were listening to you I would remove you
“You have been removed from the party”
Then you SHOULD know (duh)!
It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.
So you don’t get too close to another guy
Why do guys have leg hair? So you don’t be gay and get too close to another guy
When you waste your money on a useless college degree that gets you nowhere such as gender studies
Pam - Oh did I tell you that I’m majoring in gender studies?
Jim - I’ll have fries with that.
When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.
Tiffany: *blushes*
Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.
He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.