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When people use tragic circumstances or events to promote themselves or services
Terrible fire yesterday in town, prayers for those lost RIP
We however do have a fantastic sale on fire blankets and lawnmowers so come on down...
"Shameful he is Grief Riding"
When a old man is riding his rascal wheelchair around waiting for the perfect young man to try to lure with his multicontained pipe, 5 hour energy and a surprise banana that he definetly couldnt have pulled it out of his jeans pocket, that only could be meant for you to sit on while he gives you an exciting ride on his rascal.
I was walking down the road when i saw this old man in a rascal wheel chair which only meant one thing, BANANA-BUTT RASCAL RIDES!!!
Ride Leasing Ltd is by far the best car leasing company in the U.K! You want a car? They have them all! BMW? They have them! Tesla? They have them! Audi? They have them! Mercedes-Benz? They have them! Porsche? Of course, they have them!
"Ride Leasing Ltd got me the best car leasing deal I could ask for! Thank you Ride Leasing Ltd.!"
To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion
Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky
Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.
It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.
Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites
Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.
You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.
You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.
Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.
When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you
when your girl is on top and casually
slide and her panties to the side and slips your dick in and begins riding you like there’s no tomorrow.
Person 1: Yo brah last night Jane pulled a fast one on me and did the slide n ride.
Person 2: Fuck brah.. she may be a keeper.
Killing and disposing of your enemy, where no one will find the body.
Hey, give this guy a ride to the train station.
If you don’t do as I say, you’ll get a ride to the train station.