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When your girlfriend acts like a single girl on snapchat, Instagram, vine, etc.
"Darn... Jennifer is acting so social media single right now."
A person who manipulates others, by any means necessary, to gain acceptance within a group or by a single individual who normally wouldn't accept them if they were to be themselves. Motives for wanting the acceptance vary widely, but the motive is never for the reason of having desire to be accepted.
I thought I was falling for him until it became obvious he was just a social predator that would say anything to get his way with me.
The only way to avoid a virtual hangout during quarantine.
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Hey, want to have a zoom call tonight?"
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."
Someone who takes it upon themselves to walk around and tell people off if they're too close
I had this social distance warrior have a go at us because we were too close together
Business that offers the service of multiple people or air for the purpose of molding, changing or creating online brand equity or visibility.
They hires an social drone agency to boost their media before the ipo. You know of those upscale social trolling houses.
Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!
Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."
Doing activities of any sort with other people. Or dogs.
I did a lot of social-lifing today.