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A siphon hose. Instead of paying for gas, simply help yourself to another motorist's fuel. Form of credit has disappeared with the advent of locking gas caps
"We're a bit strapped for cash for this cross country drive."
"That's ok, I've got a Mexican credit card in the trunk."
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When you are 69'ing an girl and you pour traditional Mexican foods such as beans, taco meat, guacamole, etc into her vagina and start eating it rapidly
Male: Girl I'm gonna give you a Mexican Dinner Rush!
Female: What is that?
Male: You'll find out in a minute ;) arrrrriba
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The act of injecting ones penis into her poop chute, thus developing a smear of faecal matter on said penis. Then removing shaft from the anal cavity and inserting into a bloody axe wound and proceeding to ejaculate. Thus creating three colours of fun to chow down on from her own waffle
Hey baby want to try a Mexican neopolitan whip?
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Mexican Parade Float
A definitive name for the 4 door truck or Extended Cab(carrying 10 - 12 people - usually Latinos) and the lawn service trailer filled with lawnmowers and weed eaters.
Mexican Parade Floats can normally be found parking in front of the neighbors house of the client, where there are several Latinos sleeping on and littering the neighboring lawns or going 20 miles per hour on the interstate, dropping yard debris in the road or proceeding at a Yellow light 1 second before it turns Red, as the entire truck population was busy watching something on YouTube on their phone to notice the light turned green.
Hey, sorry I am going to be late for the meeting, A Mexican Parade Float is blocking the road / my driveway.
What are all these Fanta Bottles on the yard - must have been a Mexican Parade Float passing through.
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When the girl is lying on her stomach and the guy fucks her ass cheeks while she shits on his dick.
One time in Tijuana I got a 2 dollar hooker and gave her the Mexican trench war. There was shit all over.
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The act of doing a girl doggy style and riding her down a set of stairs.
Holding her either by her hips, shoulders or her hair to control the slide
Can be done on a matress to ease the slide or bare back
Girl getting reverse mexican landslided does not have to be mexican
"yo after that girl shaun my daley she rode my dude meat down the stairs in a bumpy maneuver i like to call the Reverse Mexican Landslide"
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What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.
Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty. Now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.
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