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I lived a full life as a 360lb black man named Daequan. On my 36th birthday I was kidnapped by the KGB do to my relations with certain U.S special forces that took action in missions related to Cuba during the cold war. A man named Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky held a hot medal rod up to my throat. Things got fuzzy and warm until I woke up in a twin sized bed located in a two story house as a 12 year old 125lb white boy named Paul.
Guy: "is that paul"
girl: "no its daquan."
Paul is like an ant in the world,he must avoid the people around him because its dangerous,he feels good when hes alone,automatically safe.
Paul doesnt want to be crushed
he'll be cute and funny at first but once you guys start dating, he'll just be playing with you. He'll treat you as if you're a game of Jenga. he'll stack you (lead you on)and then do something stupid and make you fall (fall for him). And then he'll be like"well she/it fell (for me) already so I'm done playing and he'll just put you back in the game cupboard. he'll just make you feel bad about yourself and make you feel like he's out of your league.even though you want to break up with him, you just can't get over him even if you cry yourself to sleep because of him.
I hate Paul
Type your definition here...a Paul is a
very happy person with great personality and has a large penis
Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...omg dats a huge paul
This dude is big pimp daddy Paul he steals all the hoes male and female and then some
That's pimp daddy Paul and he finna take yo bitch
Damn Paul stole my girl but he's with my brother and my dad
The person you need to buy a Urban Dictionary mug for.
"Buy a Paul mug for your guy Paul."