When a woman's butt is so large, she knocks objects over when she turns around.
Anastasia broke a glass, two plates, and a kitchen drawer with just her booty. She had an ass-cident.
The untanned areas left behind because the shadow of your ass. Usually found as small triangles underneath the buttocks.
She obviously uses a tanning bed, you can see her ass shadow every time she bends over
When your ass cheeks droop down to the toilet water
Mom: i have DUNKIN ASS
Kid: NOT AGAIN
A person who like to peck ass because they get in your business
Dude,don't be an ass pecker
1) a complete dill weed who looks at your girlfriends ass
Dill weed: "Damn, look at that ass!"
Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"
Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"
( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)
One who exemplifies the overbearing qualities of a douchebag and at all other times is just an asshole.
Howie is such a douche-ass. He makes all them douchebags look cool.
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When a male and female are dancing, or grinding, and the male proceeds to get an erection, which he willingly allows to "poke," or joust into the female he is dancing with, sometimes causing awkwardness
Becky: "So I had so much fun at the club last night, did you?"
Melissa: "Well, this guy I was dancing with totally ass jousted me for like ten minutes before I pepper-sprayed his ass."