drive in,vagina

when your girlfriend is really sleepy n first thing that comes to her mind when you say "drive in" is "vagina?"

jeffrey:i went to the drive in today..
vanessa:were..
jeffrey:drive in..
vanessa:vagina?
jeffrey:drive in,vagina?

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hyna from another vagina

female version of "brother from another mother".

Since she is female and a good friend, she's my hyna from another vagina.

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Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.

Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.

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The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard

A 68 page book written by Shawn Wunjo. Possibly the most vulgar book ever published, it is probably the closest one can get to a real-life Scrotie McBoogerballs.

Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.

An excerpt from "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard":

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.

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SVS (Sandy Vagina Syndrome)

A situation or state in which a person(s) has constant irritability or is possessed of a short temper for no apparent reason.

After B-Red jumped on my case about the color of my shoelaces, I made the statement: "B-Red must have gone to the beach yesterday because he has a serious case of SVS (Sandy Vagina Syndrome) today."

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Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV)

When there are enough layers to ones vagina that you could use it as a wingsuit or a parachute.

That fair queen has a Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV) , all the folds just open up like a parachute when she walks to fast.

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baked vagina

a chick who has a vagina thats resembles DAN BEMKEY face

a Baked Vagina is basicly Dan Bemkeys face or if he pulls down his pants

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