Mystery box

When you and your friends all cum inside of one girl and it’s a mystery of whose kid it is.

Nathan, Brennan, and Cole mystery boxed Patty last night.

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ho box

small, ragged, and otherwise fucked up box which no longer has any purpose except to house a nazi or a ho-bag

Nam lives in a ho box.

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Box Turtle

A group or set of 15. Like "dozen," box turtle is a word to represent an integer.

"I'll take four black coffees and a dozen doughnuts... Wait, no, make that a box turtle doughnuts."

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Bitch box

A bitch box is a small car, usually being driven erratically by 18-25 y/o girls and he bitches. There are two kinds of bitch box:

1) The regular bitch box- looks like any other small car when stationary but has the following traits on the road: continuously cutting other drivers off, switching lanes unpredictably, generally having a lot of near-misses.

2) The bogan bitch box- likely to be fitted with a sub-woofer, loud exhaust, hot paint job and/or big stickers. Behaves the same on-road as the regular bitch box

The driver of a bitch box is easily recognisable- will always be talking/texting/updating their facebook status on a mobile phone.

Ted: "Fuck! That car almost ran up the back of that cyclist!"

Linda: "Yep, what a moron. The same Bitch box cut us off earlier coming out of the Westfield carpark"

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Smartie Box

A box where you whisper something to it and then pick out one of the smarties inside and it will give you the answer on the back depending what color you picked. (Hopefully the one you wanted)

"Are the falcons going to win"
(blue smartie picked) "NO"

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white box

the "nether regions" or vagina of a caucasian female.

Carmin has a white box.

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hot boxing

when you continuosly take deep drags from a cigarette and the filter gets really hot on your lips. this also causes an extra long cherry.

my friend didnt have a long smoke break, so she was hot boxing her cigarette.

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