When you are left alone and have ample time to slowly, methodically, and lovingly rub one out.
Bill' gf Fran was going to be out for a few hours, so what better way to spend the time than romancing the chicken?
A dude that would wether piss in a toilet than a urinal, no matter if all urinals are open, or the previous user played a urinal checkmate.
Dude 1: Yes, all urinals are open (5+; and goes to one on end),
Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.
A piece of chicken (🐔) made into a stick.
“Damn those chicken sticks look sexy”
A game where you and your friends go to Spencer's Gifts and start walking deeper into the store. The winner is the person who makes it the furthest in.
Phil and I played a game of Spencer's Chicken. He won since I dipped once i saw the candy cane vibrator.
When you kill 57 chickens in minecraft for no reason.
"Lets just randomly kill 57 chickens"
"yea dude"
A term used to call Joey and Jacob gay but can also be used to say the chickens that come out on the lake and have sweet love with abdi and auzma.
Man that chicken banning was crazie last night, we should do it another time
Sh!t-faced. Blacked-out drunk to the point where your face resembles that of a chicken.
Friend 1: "Dude, you were pretty chicken-faced last night.
Friend 2: "Yeah man, I can't remember a thing and I have no idea how I even got home."