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Someone told me, but I'm not telling you who it is
1)Me: "Mike and Erin got married!"
Casey: "I know. A little bird told me".
2) Parent: "A little bird told me that you have been smoking".
Child (embarassed): "Mother/Father!"
Parent: "Cigarettes are a waste of money just to be burned up!"
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When people that act the same, hang out together. People that have the same morals often tend to group. It has nothing to do with jealousy, nor the amount of friends a person is allowed to hang out with. It is NOT pointed towards having a close friend neither. it simply means when people act the same, they normally hang out. Like a clique.
Wondalee told someone something Maria told her not to tell anyone about.
Taylor told a boy something and brought up Ella's name, when Ella wasnt supposed to tell anyone but trusted Taylor.
Wondalee and taylor hang out on a daily basis
THEREFORE, taylor & wondalee, are birds of a feather that flock together(they were doing the same thing).... thus an average person would describe what they did using the saying "birds of a feather flock together"
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Admonition to someone who cannot stop playing Angry Birds.
Jimmy! Step away from the birds! Put down your phone and put on your jacket. No, you cannot play "just one more..."
adjective. Gay; flitty, to an obvious degree
Steve: "Are you serious, dude? Chris is a fag? I had no idea?"
Jo: "Are you kidding? He's gayer than a box of birds."
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In a male couple, the guy who is lucky enough to wake up first and gives his sleepy partner a rise-and-shine blow job, as a wake up call.
In Wayne and Rusty's home, weekend mornings usually start off with a bang for Wayne because Rusty rolls over first thing to give his man a jaw-dropping blow job. After all is said and "swallowed," Rusty usually gives Wayne a sly grin and whispers to him, "early bird gets the worm." Being the first to rise-and-shine does have its tasty advantages.
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Refers to the 3rd Generation of Toyota Supra. The icon for the reservoir lights up in an orange fashion, which resembles a bird cage with no bird (its supposed to be a radiator) thus indicating that the reservoir for the radiator is running low on fluids. This leads to signs of early head gasket failure, which is a problem in the Toyota 3rd gen Supra.
Ted: Joe, I lost my bird today??
Joe: Really Ted, that sucks bootie call, where do you think it went??
Ted: I dunno, but I have a blown headgasket in my Supra.
Joe: Huh, I thought you said you lost your bird?? Sorry to hear about taht ted, guess its gonna set ya back a day of work and beer money.
Ted: You know Joe, the icon light resembles a bird cage...
Joe: Oh yeah it does, your so funny Ted.
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To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.
Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.
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