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When a friend/ex friend takes a shit in your penut butter. They then sir it up, and leave it alone until you decided to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwitch.
Ron: God.. this sandwich tastes your nipples baby.. rawr
Wife: Dammit Ron, i gave you a Peanut Butter Poopwich
Ron: I didn't eat the crust do you want that back
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When having anal sex with a fat chick, you pull your dick out and you fill her belly button with the shit stuck to your dick.
So I'm slammin it in her soupbean and I consider going for the pink sock, but since I work for her dad, I decided to just give her The Peanut Butter Cup instead.
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Derived from the term butter face, butter couple refers to a couple in which either the male or female is much better looking than their counterpart.
Why is such a hot guy dating such an ugly girl? What a butter couple!
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A state of unfathomability at a comment made in polite audience.
Reg Holdsworth to the Queen: "oi you stink"
Queen: "Butter my arse Reginald"
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Excrement, but this kind is usually more of a liquid than your average deuce.
"I just blasted a deuce, and got poo poo butter all up on my air force ones."
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When u fill a girls pussy full of milk and fuck her until it turns into butter then put it on toast.
“Me and my sister made a Cambodian Butter Churner last night”
“Wtf is that?”
“It’s where you put milk in her pussy and fuck until it turns into butter”
“Lemme pit that shit in my toast”
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When you spread peanut butter on the tip of the penis, then have someone of the same or opposite sex suck you dry. Yum!
I would really love a peanut butter bj
right about now.
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