Cheese Slap

A slap done with the use of string cheese.

DON'T BLOCK the CHEESE SLAP!!

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hot cheese

a metaphore used with ones atraction to another when attempting to be covert.

Damn yo, you see dat S***? dat was some fine ass hot cheese.

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rim cheese

Rim cheese is not male smegma. Nor do male babies or children produce smegma. Rim cheese is female smegma at and around the labia minora and labia majora that have oozed out of the vagina and under the hood of the clitoris.

females produce far more smegma that intact males produce.

American women produce more rim cheese on their vulvas than uncircumcised European, Latino and Asian men generate under their foreskins.

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Curdled Cheese

Picture this, you're sitting in your English class and an overweight girl walks up to the teacher's desk asking him a question. It is about 90 degrees Fahrenheit outside and she decided to wear short shorts. Every step she takes is like watching curdled cheese jiggle.

*Chubby lass walks in front of you*
Your buddy: Bloody hell! Look at the curdled cheese on her legs!
You: I think I've lost my lunch.

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Cottage Cheese

Some chick bitch whose hamstrings and ass look like some no-name cottage cheese.

Can usually be associated with muffin top
When you see these girls (they tend to wear mini-skirts)

Yell "COTTAGE CHEESE" and run away.

no one wants to think of dairy when they are tapping that "block" from behind...

Jenny: Baby you gonna come home with me and get naughty

Conner: Girl, yous a got some COTTAGE CHEESE all over your pa-dunk-a-dunk. PEACE!

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cheesed off

Some gay sounding, Ned Flanders type shit that chumps who are too pussy to say 'pissed off' say instead.

Wally: Well golly gee, Johnny, I was just so cheesed off!

Johnny: Man, shut the fuck up and just say 'pissed off'...

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cheese kiwi

Cheese Kiwi is someone who is acting like a bitch on purpose, and also gay.

You’re such a cheese kiwi dude.
Yeah? Well I’m also gay.