BlueBerry ROFL

when you wake up in the morning for breakfast and start LOLing all over the place (kinda sounds like blueberry Waffle just ROFL instead)

Mom: honey come downstairs foods done
me: ahahaha mom i had sex last night with your best friends daughter k bye r thoses blueberry waffles.... wait nm Blueberry ROFL

9👍 30👎

Blueberry Creampie

When someone is sucking yourself dick and you’re about to finish, but you know that the person always pulls Way before the cum comes out. So you takes both your hands and choke so they’ll keep their mouth open and you finish down their throat.

I can’t believe he gave me a blueberry creampie, I couldn’t breathe, and I almost passed out.

1👍 1👎

Blueberry bitch

A shawrie that is bad asf and is addickted to dick

(Baddie)
Simp:Yoh homie I got blue balls
Xavier:I can’t relate, I got me a blueberry bitch

1👍 1👎

BLUEBERRY FAYGO

OMG BEST SONG YOULL EVER HEAR

BRO! BLUEBERRY FAYGO ON TOP

13👍 42👎

BLUEBERRY FAYGO

THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD

FR BLUEBERRY FAYGO IS ACC THE BEST EVER

27👍 149👎

blueberry lamp

When you're doing someone with a lamp up your butttt, and a blueberry in your mouth!

Girl: What are we going to do tonight, honey?
Guy: I was thinking the blueberry lamp !
Girl: Sounds exciting!

1👍 2👎

blueberry pancake

This will hurt somebody's feelings. You will laugh, they will cry.
if you REALLY REALLY don't like somebody, call them a BLUEBERRY PANCAKE.
but if you just don't like them, call them a pancake.

Shut up you Blueberry Pancake! I HATE you!

9👍 57👎