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Alfie's are kind, caring and friendly people. They are usually smart and will help you with your question. However, don't mistake Alfie for a teddy bear, as he can break your jaw if he wanted to. Alfie's are usually not very sporty, but try their best at everything. An Alfie wouldn't seem like someone who could hurt you, but like I said, he could break your jaw.
Friend: Did you hear that Alfie broke that guys jaw yesterday?
Other friend: Oh, must be Alfie. I never thought he had it in him.
very silly guy. His daily activities consist of farting constantly ad it STINKS. He also burps, stinky guy. smelllllyyyyyy
did you see that guy? He's definitely an ALFIE
How did you know?
Can't u smell his arse?
A person who is or was spittin straight fax
Yo Alfie is spittin straight fax
A drug-dealer who doesn’t know how to treat girls
Have you seen Alfie recently, the one who can’t treat girls right
an eboy that wants every egirl he can find on the internet, doesn't matter her age if from 12 to 25 he makes them his wife.
friend: she's in a call with alfie
me: of course it's a she