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to get a lot of sperm on a girl's face (or guy for some you)
Jane is a total slut, she got cum blasted by Bill.
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The act of anally fingering a group of thugs surrounding you while you also provide oral sex. Can also be a single thug/gangster but is more closely associated with a group. Is not gender specific.
Alternatively: Goon blaster, goon blasted, goon blast
Dude I saw Mary goon blasting the other day in a dark alley. What a whore!
Guy 1: Dude is that girl slutty or is it just me?
Guy 2: Yea man, shes a goon blaster.
Hey did you see that goon blast going on outside?
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Whilst in Miami, you call a hooker. The hooker meets with you, brings a crack rock, and while she's on her knees going to town on your D, right before you bust, take a big fat hit off the crack rock.
"Man, that hoochie hooker Mercedes gave me a rockin' Miami Blast last night."
"Whats A Miami Blast?"
"Man, you haven't had a bj til you've had the Miami Blast."
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An act of masturbation involving peanut butter. Pb blasting with chunky peanut butter started with gay men who wanted that authentic feeling of being inside another mans asshole without the smell of feces, but eventually everyone began substituting sex with different kinds of peanut butter to satisfy their fantasies.
Fuck you then Carl! I’m going to get some skippy and do a pb blast if you don’t wash your asshole!
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To defecate with urgency and explosive force. To expel fecal matter in a timely fashion.
Every morning after a cup of coffee and a cigarette,I have to blast-a-dookie.
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The sport invented by powerthirst drinkers beacuse they were to energetic for other sports!
Jim and i went bear-blasting after throwing back a can of POWERTHIRST!
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Yet another term for anal coitus or butt fucking. The rectum or ass is referred to as the corn hole in some areas of the United States and Western Europe. Blasting is a reference to a hard pounding via the penis.
Q. How was your date with Large Marge last night?
A. It went well, I was Corn Blasting her and got a little Mud on my helment.
I stopped by the nursing home to vist your Granny last week. Fifteen minutes after I got there she wanted me to Corn Blast her. I said only if it is a Filthy Florence.
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