Tommy Brown

Having sex with someone in another person's tent and wiping it on their sleeping bag.

I did a Tommy Brown at camp last week.

Stay Brown

A term of solidarity in the Chicano community. To not sell out to the dominant group's culture. Basically, to stay true to your roots and don't forget where you come from.

Friend: You're going to that hyna's kickback?
You: Ah, simon!
Friend: Alright, lil homie, stay brown!

Harsh Brown

Variation of a harsh burn, an incendiary insult that is goes well with ketchup.

King #3: Fuck you, you white honky nigga!
Norse: Can I have some ketchup?
King #3: Why?
Norse: To put on some of these harsh browns you guys keep serving me.
King #3: Horse browns?
King #2: Fuck you, you the horse, mother fucker!
King #1: Fuckin' horses and shit.
King#3: Fuck you, you white honky nordic nigga bitch!

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Parson Brown

"Parson Brown" is the term used to talk about a typical angelican priest of the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries. "Parson Brown" is not an actual person (though he might have been at some time), but a figure of speech, like "John Doe" is an unidentified male and "Charley" is a watchman. "Parson" by itself means minister.

The classic line from Winter Wonderland:
"In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say 'Are you married ?', We'll say 'No man,
For you can do the job when you're in town.'"
Sure, it sounds like some kind of sexual reference, but its not. It's just a priest asking a couple if they are married. They reply that they are not and that they will wait for him to "do the job" of marrying them when he comes to their town.

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triple brown

a woman with brown hair, brown eyes, brown skin

David: "What type of women do you like?"
Joe: "I like triple browns"
David: "Give me an example"
Joe: "Hope is one fine triple brown. She is fuego."

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Double Brown

An inexpensive but delicious beer "brewed" by Dominion Breweries in New Zealand. Oringinally a popular beer in the 80's, has experienced a resurge of populatrity since the late 90's with it's rebranding as a budget beer, drawing in students as a target market.
Mysteriously proclaims to be BEER as opposed to specifically a lager, draught, pilsner etc.
4% alcohol in 355ml cans, 440ml cans, 330ml bottles and 750ml crate bottles.

1) Richard: Any plans tonight?
Steve: Down some Browns then go to town. Same ol'.

2) Party random: Oh my god... On the fucken' Double Browns!!!
Steve: Delicious, mate.
Party random: All good. I don't mind the ol' Browns myself...

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brown sucking

Extreme version of ass kissing.

Vice President Mike Pence is surely the poster boy for brown sucking.