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A muscular booty, butt muscles, or A fine piece of ass!
How'd you get such great butt-seps?
I did the buns & thigh butt-seps work out.
A social gathering occurring in the southwestern Montana town of butte where males gather to pursue the carnal pleasures given by swamp donkeys, bridge trolls, and dragons. These mythical creatures, although rarely seen, are also known to the rest of the world as women or butte queens. Another defining aspect of the butte party is that all involved, are safely inebriated and in bed by 10:00 PM. On a side note the ratio between guys to girls is somewhere between the range of 5 and 12 to one.
Dude everyone here is dudes and they're all really drunk it must be a butte party.
Butt Retching
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When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.
"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."
On Facebook or Instagram, when you click "like" by mistake. This usually can happen when trying to scroll up or down the page on a touchscreen device with your finger and accidentally clicking "like" on a Facebook status or Instagram photo. This can sometimes cause embarrassment.
Originates from the phrase "butt dial" which means to dial someone by mistake with your cell phone; Usually caused by accidentally bumping "dial" with your butt while your phone is in your back pocket.
I didn't mean to butt like that stupid picture my friend posted on Instagram. Now everyone thinks I like pictures of kittens. How embarrassing.
I think I just butt liked someone's status update when I was trying to scroll on my iPhone. I haven't spoken to that person in years. How awkward.
When you sit down and your phone calls or texts a random person from the movement. Usually happens at school or at the office.
George: dude why did you call me during 5th period?
Ricardo: oh sorry it must've been a butt-dial
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A particularly awful smelling fart from deep within the bowels. It has the distinct sulfur odor usually associated with rotten eggs.
Stan: Dude, did you just shit your pants?
Eric: Mmmm, no. It was just egg butt.
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V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.
Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."
Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"
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