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When your ass falls asleep, in the same way that your leg or your arm does. Can occur at any time without warning. It tends to recur, and may be more properly referred to as a chronic condition as such. Reports indicate that some find it pleasant, while others don't.
Person 1: Hey, why is Johnson sitting like that?
Person 2: Well, he told me the other day that he's got butt narcolepsy.
Person 1: Ah, sorry to hear that. Hope he's doing alright with it.
Person 2: Ya he manages.
An illness that occurs after one eats any amount of food from Pizza Hut, resulting in uncontrollable explosive diarrhea.
Friend: why weren't you in class today?
Me: I ate Pizza Hut last night and I've been stuck on the toilet all day with hut butt.
Butt Retching
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When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.
"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."
On Facebook or Instagram, when you click "like" by mistake. This usually can happen when trying to scroll up or down the page on a touchscreen device with your finger and accidentally clicking "like" on a Facebook status or Instagram photo. This can sometimes cause embarrassment.
Originates from the phrase "butt dial" which means to dial someone by mistake with your cell phone; Usually caused by accidentally bumping "dial" with your butt while your phone is in your back pocket.
I didn't mean to butt like that stupid picture my friend posted on Instagram. Now everyone thinks I like pictures of kittens. How embarrassing.
I think I just butt liked someone's status update when I was trying to scroll on my iPhone. I haven't spoken to that person in years. How awkward.
When you sit down and your phone calls or texts a random person from the movement. Usually happens at school or at the office.
George: dude why did you call me during 5th period?
Ricardo: oh sorry it must've been a butt-dial
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A particularly awful smelling fart from deep within the bowels. It has the distinct sulfur odor usually associated with rotten eggs.
Stan: Dude, did you just shit your pants?
Eric: Mmmm, no. It was just egg butt.
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V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.
Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."
Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"
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