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V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.
Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."
Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"
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Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!
Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.
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The act of being up someone's anus so far, that you need an artificial means of respiration. Brown nosing.
Lyle was butt snorkeling Jim to gain his promotion.
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The act of one's face being so deep in a woman's butt that a snorkel is needed to breathe.
A brand that makes sick clothing (buttsnorkler.com)
I turned into a butt snorkeler after eating Lexi's ass for over 20 minutes.
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a hand-held anal cleansing device, sometimes referred to as a hand-held bidet or Muslim shower.
Every time I try to use the toilet in India, the floor is covered with butt snorkel water.
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1. A person who is way, way beyond an ass kisser, to the point they need a snorkel to breathe.
1. The presidential candidate "*******" is such a butt snorkeler to the people, he/she will say anything just to get their vote! 2. Mr./Mrs. Smith only got the raise/promotion, because they are always butt snorkeling the boss.
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sticking your head so far up you ass that you need a aqualung to breath
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