crunchy choco

when an asian woman eats a bunch of whole peanuts and shits in your mouth

dude i got the best crunchy choco from that thailand hooker

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Catholic Crunchies

A derogatory name for a bible basher.

My school is full of Catholic Crunchies.

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crunchy taco

Step:1
Repeatedly bust a nut on a woman's cunt.
Step:2
Let the man milk dry and become "crunchy".
Step:3
Now its time to get down and dirty and eat the woman out.

I met a bitch last night who was so freaky that she let me eat her crunchy taco.

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oven crunchies

Umm...in UK they aka Potato Gems, in Oklahoma they call them Tater Tots. Ore Ida are the best.

I ate my oven crunchies with ketchup and a chili dog

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Crunchy uncle

When you’re favourite Sweden gay boi dresses up in a biker outfit and decides to go rape some underaged male child

Woah that crunchy uncle just anally destroyed that child

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crunchy face

an angry expression. a mad looking face

she has a crunchy face

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Crunchy Bagel

A crusty dried out vagina.

Man 1: "Dude she's hot"
Man 2: "Don't do it, she has a crunchy bagel"

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