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Not giving the people what they expect from you or so what they want. Making them wait for it.
Should i post again today?
You have to wait 2 weeks, don’t give the girls what they want.
Don’t help someone who will try and harm or harass you.
Like being nice villagers in remote country who then attack you and as it suits them to receive aid and simultaneously fight you.
I told him Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you as he was trying to to get on the good side of his upstairs neighbor that promptly dumped coffee on his laundry.
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When you’re feeling weird and need something to say, “yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus” is a go-to sating. It’s usually used under the context of when after someone has said something strange or funny.
Dude 1: bro, did you know Micheal Jackson’s pronouns are hee/hee?
Dude 2: haha! Yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus!
Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it doesn’t work and it annoys the pig. Basically don’t bother teaching a stubborn person a life lesson if they’re not gonna learn from their mistakes anyway. They’re still going to keep making the same stupid mistake and expect a different result every time.
Due to Nicole’s stupidity for the last decade with the “edgy” ex-boyfriends and getting arrested multiple times, she’s never going to learn to grow the fuck up and never learn lessons in life. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing.
Spanish: Dora
English: we speak it
Math: calculator
Science: we have NASA
Music: Spotify
Drama: TikTok
P.E.: walking back-and-forth to the kitchen
Writing: just text
Reading: if you are reading this you obviously know how to read
And this is why we don’t need school
Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel is way of saying not to get worked up and to chill
Gabby-man if there isn’t any pumpkin pie it’s your fault
Gianna- gabby don’t get your pussy in a pretzel
A rule all men should live by if they don’t want to have their lives ruined.
Elon: Yo I just banged Amber Heard last night.
James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.
Elon: Why not?
James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.
Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.