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She slept with Mark, AND Terrance? She is such an Emily
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A complete and utter idiot... in a loveable way.
Often has a strange infatuations with virtual characters, such as those from animes and games, or over actors, especially Benedict Cumberbatch and David Tennant, who she wishes to give a hug.
Often creates odd words.
Adores cheese.
Sees fruit as her children.
Very funny.
A fabulous friend :)
Emily: *falls over*
People: lol Emily lol
Emily: I am going to marry Professor Layton.
Person: Good luck with that...
Emily: I want to do strange things to Benedict Cumberbatch's cheekbones.
Person: Hmm...
Emily: If you could choose any celebrity to give a hug, who would it be?
Person: Hmm, well I think I'd-
Emily: Ok idgaf but I'd hug Davey T and Benny C
Emily: SHRIMPDICKFUCKNUGGET!
Person: What are you looking forward to, Emily?
Emily: Well, I'm excited for this weekend. I have five different types of cheese in my fridge.
Person: ...
Person: Was your teenage pregnancy hard? I heard you gave birth on a bus...
Emily: It was chill, I ate my baby straight after #keenkid
Emily: Eyyyyyyyy
Person 1: Emily is so weird
Person 2: But we all love her!
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The biggest hoe in existence.
Person one: hey you see Emily over there?
Person two: yeah, I heard she got back with chad 4 times this month
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Little to no self esteem, a short child that isn't afraid to show when she's mad, will kick for no reason. She isn't the nicest but not the meanest. Terrifying bitch.
"I won't tell on you only because I'm scared of you, Emily," her two friends she kicked said.
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a bitch called emily who is also bonkers
john:yo i saw a emily today
alex:dumb fuck
josh:bitch
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A girl named Emily is a girl you want to be with. She is loyal, kind, beautiful, funny, sarcastic, and much more!!! Emily always has eyes on her even though she’s shy. Emily has a good group of friends and she’s considered one of the hotter ones in the whole group! All of the boys in Emily’s grade or occupation will wnat to be with her all the time. Emily is pretty, shy, caring, and she has a big heart. She also loves dogs!
Chad says, “Who’s that sexy lookin girl over there?”
Luke said, “That’s Emily, she’s mine though. She’s so beautiful and shes very smart!!
Usual occurrences include a Caucasian girl who is offended for other people because she thinks she's helping.
Bob: Dude, someone reported me for calling you a insert rude word here
Tony: What, I was okay with it...it wasn't me.
Emily: It was me, you could've hurt his feelings. You don't know what goes on in his life and you don't have the right to call him that. If you don't understand then YOUR'E THE PROBLEM.
Tony: ( ;-;)
Bob:(._.)
Emily: Now I'll post this on Tiktok to get validation from my 17 followers.