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The First Ladyman is what Bill Clinton will be if Hillary is elected President.
Bill: This will be loads of fun being The First Ladyman!
Hillary: Yeah... Go fetch me a box of cigars.
Licking a girls ass or pussy before fucking her
With an ass like that, I am having dessert first.
the thing I had today, October 20th 2023 at 7:57 pm.
“I didn’t realize that the bottle landed on me when we were playing spin the bottle so I was kind of confused, I’m glad that my first kiss was with my best friend.”
The street war tactic of attacking your enemies before they attack you. Also known as retaliating first. It requires great skill and paranoia to anticipate a threat and then smash them before they get to you.
Nabeel had it out for me so I had to bomb first!
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Using a guy/girl that you don't like to get your 1st kiss, 1st make out, and/or 1st relationship over with. Gets you past all the "Awkward Firsts" so you have confidence and experience for the one(s) you do like.
yeah i'm going out with Josh Friday. I don't like him I just want him to be my awkward first.
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what the Narrator of a game says after the first kill occurs.
Jimmy (true Noob): Oh i totally got this Noob.
Narrator: "First Blood"
Jimmy: WTF, thats totally bullshit.
Pro: hahahahahahah
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One of many opprotunities to be embarassed by an erect male sexual organ.
He was pained by blue balls after his girlfriend fell off the mountain in his lap and ran home crying.
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