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A car,truck that is only good for changing the letters around to make "DORF"
Stupid Ford Driver 1:DUDE!GUESS WHAT DUDE!
Stupid Ford Driver 2:Dude,what dude?
Stupid Ford Driver 1:I changed the lettering around on my 1972 Ford Ranchero and now it says "DORF"!
Stupid Ford Driver 2:DUDE!SWEET DUDE!
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Some one with unbelievable knowledge, and skill in the form of FPS games.
Terrorist1: See that guy own our whole team with the D eagle? Terrorist2: Yeah, He is so ford.
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Ford
(Ford)
A type of shitty American car. Also a very good name for a badass. When there are multiple Ford's in one room (which does not happen too often, mind you) they nickname each other with Ford model names like Mustang or Taurus. Women normally lust after Fords for their boyish charms and long hair.
"Ohmahgawd, there's Ford. I want him."
"That's guy's such a ford! We should call him Mustang."
"Ford is awesome at video games AND partying."
"I wish I was a Ford."
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Adjective
Used to describe a woman of loose moral standards/ a slutty whore.
Derived from ford escort.
That disgusting orange yoke over there is dressed so sluttily, what a total ford!
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A large yard ornament with blue vibrators all over it. The only person's finger print on it is the mechanic because the owner never drives it because it can't make it out of the lot.
Bill was talking crap about my chevy even though his ford has been in the shop since he bought it.
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The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.
"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."
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GM/Mopar slang for Ford Mustang.
Billy Bob: Shucks, that Ford Muskrat whooped my 'Vette.
Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?
Billy Bob: Yup.
Both: Ha ha ha ha!