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A phrase said by Roman, a character that is the embodiment of creativity in the YouTube series Sanders Sides, it is used to express woe and sadness. It was first used in the sanders sides video “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS” and is typically a joke among fans of the series
Person one: my grandmother just ate all my crofters jam™️
Person two: well you know what they say, there’s no winning on Christmas
The clearance sales at Halloween stores after November 1.
"Where did you get those skull earrings?"
"Goth Christmas."
1. (adj) When a service or utility is repaired or patched together haphazardly rather than correctly in an effort to save time or money; often resulting in frequent accidents, failures, or outages. The resulting jumbled mess of wires often resembles the lights and cords on a Christmas tree.
2. (adj) A sub-par, often dangerous and shoddy wiring job consisting of a jumbled mess of cables, exposed wires, and, shorts-outs; that is the result of numerous shortcuts taken by someone to save time or money.
3. (adj) Any utility or service that was repaired or engineered in a sub-par manner out of sheer laziness or ineptitude.
Synonyms: half-assed, shoddy, sub-par, piss-poor
Whomever wired this fusebox did a shoddy job, it's christmas tree'd together.
When someone wraps anothers present in an obscene amount of layers of wrapping paper or other wrapping material, and forms a ball like shape.
Guy 1: Woah man this wrapping never ends!
Guy 2: You've been Christmas Bombed.
The conspicuous absence and lack of communication from all your friends who celebrate the Christmas holiday (both secular and religious) due to family commitments and/or over-consumption of alcohol on Christmas Eve. The Abyss can normally be observed on December 25th.
A: Man, where is everyone? I can't get a hold of anyone today.
B: They must have fallen into the Christmas Abyss.
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someone who is normal through the year but around Christmas time wants to do it like crazy. Under Christmas lights, Christmas trees, while watching Christmas movies, listening to Christmas music, in a bed of poinsettias, ect.
Person 1: Is it just me or do those christmas lights look really sexy hot.
Person 2: Oh my word Sarah, you are such a Christmas Whore!
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How Satinist woodland-critters celebrate Christmas, but they also try to attempt to give birth to the Anti-christ.
Only a mountain lion can stop a Critter Christmas.
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