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Mitch Marner is an extremely skilled hockey player for the Toronto Maple Leafs . A teenage heartthrob that has all the girls in Toronto wet with his looks. He grew up a huge leaf fan and is living his dream. He will one day host the Stanley cup along along side his other young skilled teammates Auston Matthews ,William Nylander, and Morgan Rielly.
Mitch Marner is the next Patrick Kane and a future top 10 player in the NHL.
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When you see a guy with his hand in his pocket jerking violently with a spacey look in his eyes, he is most likely masturbating through his pocket. Other wise known as "mitching off"
The man was so bored while at the business meeting, he proceeded to mitch off under the table.
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A relatively unknown but talented actor. His most famous role is Assistant Director Walter Skinner on the The X-Files. Most of his roles include playing some type of law enforcement officer. I think he is the best character on The X-Files.
Mitch Pileggi is an amazing actor.
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a "buff" wrestler who oils his body daily and nightly before athletic competitions/activites.
on ramdom days wears non-manly colors and is very emotional has a strict habbit to wear tight shirts and show off muscles.
wow your body looks really slick you mitch szabo you.
ima austin zaepfel your ass you little bitch.
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A tiny little man that fits inside most shirt pockets.
Also Indiana's governor and the guy that said the Iraq War would cost $60 billion as George W Bush's OMB Director. We're at a few trillion right now.
Citizen: Mr. Daniels, how do you propose we pay for (INSERT ANYTHING)?
Mitch Daniels: PRIVATIZE IT!
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Verb. When a very straight girl (not a fence-sitter) succumbs to the charms of a lesbian who actively seeks to 'turn' straight girls, and enters a long term relationship with her. Term originated by a professor at Randolph-Macon Woman's College for such a relationship, based on the nickname of the straight girl involved.
Person 1: So, what's up with Katie and Megan?
Person 2: They're dating.
Person 1: Whoa, I didn't realize Megan swung that way!
Person 2: She doesn't really, she's totally Mitching out.
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"Russian" rapper who raps about skateboarding, his rapping, girls, coming to America. He's is rather comical although he probably doesn't think so. His English is sketchy at best and he has a Russian accent. I suggest listening to some stuff such as "Come to USA" and "I will win" where he raps about him winning and people being jealous. I laugh.
Human 1:"Yo check it I listened to Ill Mitch the other day."
Human 2:"No effin' way. He is terrible."
Human 1:"He's funny and effing awesome. Shut the eff up!"
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