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When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.
Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes
When you’re shaft is inside of a condom
NO, she doesn’t need Plan B, my shit was wrapped like a mummy
when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Callum Tetley)
You are such a mummies little man
When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.
I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry
When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.
Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...
A bootyhole mummy happens when you wipe your Ass after taking a shit and some toilet paper gets left behind and dries up.
Jim: (pulls down underwear) What the fuck is this white stuff!!?
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb
A mummy fied BeJrooOOMUN BEING as in womun or mun. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙.
I invented and made and created BeJrooOOMUN BEING mummy's. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙..