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Also known as Bradley Manning, formerly a United States soldier who was sent to prison for 35 years for the largest leaking of government documents. She was recently diagnosed with Gender Dysphoria causing her to transition into a woman as soon as possible.
'Did you hear about the Chelsea Manning case?'
'Yeah, I hope she gets off sentence early. '
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when someone tells a story of no relevance to the topic that people are discussing. they are short, dumb stories that have no point whatsoever. these stories usually take a long time to finish telling becuase other people in the conversation interupt in hopes of changing the topic becuse they know the story is going to be pointless.
"my step brother has hair."
"one time i fell off a swing and broke my arm."
"today i woke up and felt ugly."
"no one wants to hear this story, its a chelsea story."
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A crap reality television shows that airs on E4 in the United Kingdom on monday night and is centered around a bunch of young upper-class twits who've never worked a day in their lives.
Jeremy: As part of our new Labour policy we shall either abolish Made in Chelsea or put them against a wall and well you know the rest.
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A beautiful and imaginative girl who is always on the move. This girl is friends with everyone and loves to be around others. Although popular, she is very smart and is ready to help others with studying and/or homework. She will never let you down. Trust her with a secret, and she'll keep it safe. She is also one of the most talented girls in the whole world. Everyone wanted to be around a Chelsea Violet.
Who is everyone crowing around? Must be a Chelsea Violet!
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Shit football team based in West London, who won pretty much fuck all for 50 years, owned and bankrolled by Russian crook Roman Abramovic. Abramovic has so far spunked over 500 million pounds on Chelsea without signing a single truly great player or winning a European trophy and are now fucked since Man City has become the richest club in Europe. When Abramovic eventually gets bored they will be forced to turn Stamford Bridge into luxury flats to pay off their massive debts. If they win it's buy cheating or luck. The Arsenal play the kind of football Chelsea can only dream about.
"Ashley Coles wife has got two cunts"
Away section at Chelsea FC
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wankers who failed miserably in their attempt to buy a Treble.
Chelsea's player wages: over £150 million
Watching Chelsea stumble to L'Pool: priceless
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