A common type of malicious software (malware) that, when executed, replicates itself by inserting copies (possibly modified) into other computer programs, data files or the hard drive's boot sector; if this replication succeeds, the affected areas by it are often said to be "infected". Viruses often perform some types of harmful activities on infected hosts, such as stealing hard drive's space or the CPU time, accessing private/sensitive information, displaying political or humorous messages on the user's screen, spamming their contacts, or logging user's keystrokes. However, not all viruses carry destructive payloads or attempts to hide.
A good majority of them target computers running Windows.
Computer viruses currently cause billions of dollars worth of economic damage. In response, when it was during the 90's decade, it led to the emergence of the billion-dollar antivirus industry, selling anti-malware protection to users.
The Melissa macro virus is the most famous computer virus that appeared on spring of 1999. Other well-known viruses also appeared as well.
A person who simps for too many people to count. Whether it be anime characters, real people, etc.
Simptoms: Blushing 24/7, constantly talking about different people as if they are in love with said person, heart rate through the roof, shaky hands.
Person1: So... I simp for bakugo now too..
Person2: WTF?? HOW MANY IS THAT NOW??? YOU MUST HAVE THE SIMP VIRUS...!
An annoying Virus that gives you random pop up ads about every 3 clicks.
Seavibes.club Virus is the WORST VIRUS EVER.
When your give someone a lollipop for accidently giving them a virus on any social site.
Joe gave Bob a virus on facebook, so he gave him a virus pop afterwards
The sickness you acquire from being around thots. It makes you a thot.
Me: I'm feeling a little thot-ish right now.
Jim: Well it's because you hang around Paulo. He is a true thot. You might have the Thot Virus now!
Me: Oh no!!! I don't want to be a thot like him!
A child of anti-vaxxer parents.
As a parent, you have the right to do what you want - as long as you lock your little virus replicator kid away from other human beings for life.
chip- 'oh shit boyyy, you gots gonorrhea in yo dick.'
dale- 'damn man, i know... its a pretty uncomfortable penile virus.'