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Cis people who get upset when they're misgendered on the street
I'm gender gifted because I wear a flannel shirt occasionally and I have a vagina.
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n. A big, fat, long hose packed tightly in a red Speedo.
I was suntanning in my bikini at the beach and it had been so long that my lady garden was on fire, so I called over the lifeguard and to my surprise I was greeted with a fireman’s gift.
When you take a shit while your significant other is in the bathroom and run
I called my girlfriend in the bathroom and left, leaving her a gift poo.
Someone who claims credit for another person's deeds.
When your mom buys you a present for christmas and the card says "from: mom and dad". Your dad is the gift rat
When a successful operation is done and the patient thanks god before thanking the surgeon. In that case, god is the gift rat.
When your friend tells you they got you a present, but decided not to tell you what it is before the d-day. Instead of waiting all alone, you also get them a present and let them receive it on the same day, so you both have the expectations for the same amount of time.
Jordan is such an amazing friend, he got me a present two weeks before my birthday, while waiting, I am making him a painting without telling him what it will be, this is my revenge-gift, because revenge gifting is a thing.
when you pretend to love a gift because you don’t wanna hurt the person’s feelings that you hate it.
Ugh my Aunt gave me a toothbrush for Christmas, that’s such a parrot gift!
To buy a gift for another, with the intent of heavily using and possibly overtaking the gift. Named in the spirit of re-gifting.
Keith: It's impossible to buy for Sara, she's so picky. I figure I'll buy her a dirtbike, and since she hates motorsports, I get a dirtbike.
Conrad: Ah, me-gifting at it's finest.