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The initial test pee after getting into a swimming pool to see if it contains a urine-indicator dye that turns the pool water blue or cloudy, thus indicating the location/catching people peeing in the pool.
Shortly after getting into my boss's pool, I squeezed out a litmus piss to check to see if that bastard added a chemical to the water. Once I was in the clear, I then diluted out the chloride by pissing all over and slowly swimming away.
a dream where it legitimately feels like you're taking a piss due to the fact that you actually do need to go; most wake up before they wet the bed, but in some cases the sleeper will actually start pissing in bed
don't get this confused with wet dream
I had a piss dream last night, and I didn't quite wake up in time to catch myself... This is embarassing since I'm a sophomore in high school.
The term or phrase expressing ones feelings towards something or someone. It was truly made legendary by youtube star Kingsley, normally expressed with a frustrated or angry and a wide eyed expression.
Person 1: I didn't like Eastenders last week, the storyline made me feel HELLA PISSED!
Person 2: I liked it.
An sensation used to describe something that is unpleasing and horrible as if it hurts when you pee. Listening to an unpleasant person may metaphorically give you a piss ache like the strange pain you'd experience if it burns when you pee.
"Goodness, that d*ckhead gives me such a piss ache."
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When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.
*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.
I woke up this morning and pondered my day as I was pissing excellence
I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
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A woman, usually submissive, who loves a man to spray her with hot piss. She will often open her mouth, stick out her tongue, and allow him to piss directly into her mouth. She will then usually gargle it and spit it out, but the best piss whores will swallow it and thank him.
"Are you still with Janice?"
"Nah, I'm with Clarice now. She's a better piss whore."
"How's that?"
"She swallows it all and begs. She's so beautiful and I love her so much!"
"Congratulations! Good piss whores are wifey material!"
"I'm gonna marry that nasty cunt!"
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Piss Artist
A savant of drinking, someone who makes it look like an art form, a true patron when it comes to sinking piss. Someone who can down 24 beers and carry on like a champion.
"Man Cory is such a Piss Artist he makes drinking an art form, he's way ahead of his time.
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