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A dickheadhead teacher whos head so far up his fucking arse he might as well be wearing it as a hat. Prick of a guy whos bum licked by miss fucking Findlay who looks like a proxy.
Look out boys big Phil's about.
n. (See also, Stanky Fill, v.); A person who committed the action of smoking an array of pills then proceeding to have intercourse with a corpse, purely with the intent of filling said corpse with semen.
Stanky Fill, v.; The action of smoking an array of pills then proceeding to have intercourse with a corpse, purely for filling the corpse with semen. The corpse becomes stanky filled or stanky full if you will, when the filler is finished.
Philnis n.; The phallis of the perpetrator becomes a philnis upon completing the act of stanky filling the cadavar.
"I'm gonna Stanky Fill you one of these days, I'm mostly waiting for you to die."
"Have you heard that the man who lives by the graveyard is a Stanky Phil! He has some sick fantasies!"
"This corpse is Stanky Filled to the brim, we're gonna have to call in the DNA tests."
One who experiences extreme difficulty in waking from sleep.
Riseth, Still-Phil, if you do not wish to miss breakfast, for it is approximately 3:15 PM.
"Even with the jackhammers tearing up the pavement outside his window, John hasn't moved from his bed in hours--is he..dead?"
"Nah, he's been a Still-Phil all his life."
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The act of being extremely homosexual. Usually while being under the influence of alcohol. Originated from Phil Torres
I shouldnt of fucked that guy last night. I was totally in phil status
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Giving a girl alcohol until she passes out and then using her hand to masturbate.
"I pulled a Despicable Phil last night. When Jen passed out I jerked off with her hand and came on her shirt."
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Phil "Philadelphia" Collins is a motel manager, taxi cab driver, and trout salesman from the Trailer Park Boys. He frequents Sunnyvale Trailer Park and eventually moves in using Sam Lasco's old camper. He's known for his loud, obnoxious burps and getting angry when people stare at his huge gut.
Lahey: Let me guess- one of them was wearing thick glasses, one of them was extra stupid, and the other was wearing a sexy black shirt holding a drink in his hand.
Phil Collins: That's right. You know them?
Lahey: Let's just say I wouldn't expect to get paid today, bud.
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