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When a guy gets head in a publix bathroom while taking a shit.
"That newyork subway, Jessica gave me, made me blow a load. Mostly in the toilet though" -Eww I know its gross
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The Brooklyn subway manouver is a method of instantly killing yourself publicly.
It is performed by
Entering a subway in Brooklyn, whilst the train starts to move , you must quickly remove all of your clothes and bend over onto the floor of the moving vehicle. You are killed instantly.
It is one of the most humane methods of passing and it is considered humane amongst most ethic groups.
This is not recommended to those who do not wish to pass away.
Did you hear about the guy who died recently?
Yeah, I heard he committed the Brooklyn subway manouver.
Really? At least his passing was graceful.
there is a man and a women who are laying on top of each other and as they are having sex before the man is about to cum he removes his penis and cums on two pieces of bread which makes the bread look like it has mayonnaise. They he takes vegetables and adds it on the bread then puts the bread above and below them creating a sandwich
Eating a subway sandwich reminds me of the time I had a subway sandwich with mayonnaise with Devyn
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The coolest guy in the world, likes subway, and knows EVERYTHING... pwns at CoD5 and every video game on the EARTH!!
Subway Guy
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Sitting between two guys in FUBU jackets on the subway. (Saturday Night Live, 5/7/11)
I got a nice nap on my way home because Jerome and Tyrone made a nice subway sleeping bag for me.
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The feeling anyone feels when they only order a 6' inch at Subway. You always want the foot long, and feel vastly empty without it.
Jon only ordered a 6' inch that day, so they had to go back and eat some more Subway.
Similar to the Subway Effect.
However, the Subway Effect 2.0 is the craving for the extra 6 inches'
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And yes that's what she said.
Members of the public (social justice sociopaths) who feel compelled to targeted commuters on subway/mass transit lines to give up their seats to perceivably more deserving people, and if rejected, proceeds to take pictures of these commuters to shame on social media, often conveniently leaving out other more able-bodied commuters who are just as able to give up their seats, because then there will be nothing to post on social media.
"At first I didn't know why the seats were all empty on this train but all the commuters were standing. Then I heard a rumor that this subway line is very popular with Subway Seat Shamers. I was told there are hundreds of pictures of passengers taken on this subway line floating around on social media. The comments were brutal."