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When guys clean the shit stain inside their toilets by pissing on it
Mom: Wow your toilet is very clean
Son: thanks mom I've been doing the reverse-bidet
When a man is urinating in a toilet and uses his stream of piss to pressure wash streaks of poop off the bowl.
I clean my toilet using the reverse-bidet method.
The act of washing one’s arse in a puddle after taking a shit outside.
Ashley did a Sheffield bidet after shitting in a car park.
Spotting one junkie in a crowd eating another junkie's asshole.
Damn khed I'm so hungry I could even go for a NICKMOODQUINCYMA BIDET
When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I jumped in the bachelor bidet to clean myself.
The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.
Man, this chick I met last night was so freaky, she got me to give her “The Russian Bidet”.
A sexual act in which a person squats over the face of a second person, who has a mouthful of water. The second person then spits out the mouthful of water into the first person's genital and/or anal area, similar to how a bidet would be used.
The initial cleanliness of the first person's groin and/or anus can vary based on both parties' personal tastes.
"My partner and I were doing some bideting last night..."