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Reverse-bidet

When a man is urinating in a toilet and uses his stream of piss to pressure wash streaks of poop off the bowl.

I clean my toilet using the reverse-bidet method.

by Darthvader45 November 02, 2020


Reverse-Bidet

When guys clean the shit stain inside their toilets by pissing on it

Mom: Wow your toilet is very clean
Son: thanks mom I've been doing the reverse-bidet

by poopoopeepeeclap June 15, 2022


NICKMOODQUINCYMA BIDET

Spotting one junkie in a crowd eating another junkie's asshole.

Damn khed I'm so hungry I could even go for a NICKMOODQUINCYMA BIDET

by RealQIssues July 03, 2023


bachelor bidet

When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.

I ran out of toilet paper, so I jumped in the bachelor bidet to clean myself.

by Micro Mage March 14, 2020


Swedish Bidet

A swedish bedit is when the sewers overflow with such force that whomever is sitting on the toilet get a stream of sewer water up their behind. This is of course a refrence too the swedish immegration situation.

My brother got too experience a swedish Bidet when my dad opened up the sewer connection.

by Haldoe November 16, 2023


Bidet-ing

The act of using your mouth as a fountain to clean someone’s asshole

Hey babe, we’re out of toilet paper and I could really use a good bidet-ing right now

by Jack Smashers April 26, 2020


bideting

A sexual act in which a person squats over the face of a second person, who has a mouthful of water. The second person then spits out the mouthful of water into the first person's genital and/or anal area, similar to how a bidet would be used.

The initial cleanliness of the first person's groin and/or anus can vary based on both parties' personal tastes.

"My partner and I were doing some bideting last night..."

by kcntarte March 08, 2024