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"Logically speaking you should wait before making any rash moves that might damage your friendship with her boyfriend."
"Phil Davis, you are the Spock to my Kirk"
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One who experiences extreme difficulty in waking from sleep.
Riseth, Still-Phil, if you do not wish to miss breakfast, for it is approximately 3:15 PM.
"Even with the jackhammers tearing up the pavement outside his window, John hasn't moved from his bed in hours--is he..dead?"
"Nah, he's been a Still-Phil all his life."
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A dickheadhead teacher whos head so far up his fucking arse he might as well be wearing it as a hat. Prick of a guy whos bum licked by miss fucking Findlay who looks like a proxy.
Look out boys big Phil's about.
The act of being extremely homosexual. Usually while being under the influence of alcohol. Originated from Phil Torres
I shouldnt of fucked that guy last night. I was totally in phil status
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Giving a girl alcohol until she passes out and then using her hand to masturbate.
"I pulled a Despicable Phil last night. When Jen passed out I jerked off with her hand and came on her shirt."
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Phil "Philadelphia" Collins is a motel manager, taxi cab driver, and trout salesman from the Trailer Park Boys. He frequents Sunnyvale Trailer Park and eventually moves in using Sam Lasco's old camper. He's known for his loud, obnoxious burps and getting angry when people stare at his huge gut.
Lahey: Let me guess- one of them was wearing thick glasses, one of them was extra stupid, and the other was wearing a sexy black shirt holding a drink in his hand.
Phil Collins: That's right. You know them?
Lahey: Let's just say I wouldn't expect to get paid today, bud.
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