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When you are fucking a girl and you poke your finger in her butt hole and with your other hand stick it in her mouth like a fish hook, right as you do that your buddy jumps out of the closet and takes a picture. Like you just caught a huge marlin.
i took a picture for my buddy while he was doing his chick, because he wanted to give her a surprise marlin.
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Left over jizz found in a girls belly button the following day.
Lisa: Eww gross whats in my belly button!!!
Karen: It appears Kyle left you a Navel surprise.
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When a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.
Gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter
Went down on a new partner I picked up last night, I had no idea I was in for a gristley surprise.
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A person shits inside an air conditioner as he or she is leaving a hotel. The next person to use it will no doubt put his or her face up to the air conditioner to get the full blast of coolness.
Instead, he or she will get the full blast of shitness.
Yo, that hotel sucked. Good thing I gave them the AC Surprise...
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When a girl is sucking a guy's dick and he randomly nuts on her face and yells SURPRISE!
"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night."
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First, you jizz in a gatorade bottle for a month to save up a lot of old, smelly, crusty cum. Second, you fuck a girl from behind. When it's time to cum, you pull out the bottle with your juice and pour it allllll over your partner's back, making it like a cum waterfall (the "Niagara"). Third, when the partner turns around and yells "HOLY SHIT!" you bust in their eye (the "Surprise").
Bukkake's for amateurs; I pulled a Niagara Surprise on that bitch!
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While doing a woman in the doggystyle position you must position her so she is facing the closet. Upon a predefined signal your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture as you put your hands up to the sides of her head with your fingers splayed. your friend then runs off and posts the photo in as many places as possible.
I have a pic of stephanie as the surprised moose when she whored out to me last night!!!
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