Random
Source Code
Random
When you get scapegoated for something factually incorrect.
When you reclaim your factual history despite the masses trying to overwrite it with lies.
Have you heard about time Israel colonized the Levant?
Yeah! It’s actually their indigenous homeland, so when people tell them to decolonize and go back to where they’re from, that’s actually what they did!
They’ve been Israeled with people making up fake history to cover up Jewish history, just like when Judaea was renamed Palestine by the Romans and when the Arabs built Al Aqsa on top of the holiest Jewish site, which isn’t even in the Arab’s holiest city Mecca. It’s quite sad, and we should all support Israel and their right to claim their factual history.
36👍 26👎
Horrific victimization.
You've been Israeled when you have been shot, stabbed, cut open, incinerated, decapitated, raped and defiled by deliriously happy perpetrators who call home to brag and seek and get parental blessings for their heroism.
53👍 20👎
When a far-off dream is made into a reality, often in the space of technology, by an Israeli company.
Crowdsourcing traffic data was a pretty crazy idea, but Waze Israeled it.
65👍 39👎
To do everything according to the rules as they have been agreed only to be criticized anyway.
I parked in the designated area but got Israeled by the parking cop
30👍 10👎
When you take something that’s just okay and make it absolutely excellent, exceptional, unique and unbeatable.
“So glad we Israeled our business, now we’re raking in billions.”
464👍 100👎
It's what happens when you decided to share something you own with your downtrodden friend who's getting beaten up by a big bully. Then that friend beats the crap out of you, takes the thing you decided to share and then tells everyone how you're trying to steal his property.
Spongebob: this chocolate bar is mine, you ate yours."
Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve.
Narrarator: Spongebob just got Israeled.
14👍 31👎