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Someone (usually a member of BB.com) who goes to the gym to work out their abs. They work out not for gains in strength or performance, but for "the chicks." They never do integral powerlifting movements such as squats and deadlifts, and only bench press the night before they go to the club. Also see douche-bag.
That ab-fag just did 3 sets of abs and now he's going home to rub oil on his stomach. I wonder if any of his actual lifts have gone up in the last 6 years.
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Similar to an Abe Lincoln, but directed at the eyebrow region. (To be employed specifically on those women that pluck/wax/shave all of their eyebrows off, then draw a creepy thin line back on with pencil.) While unsuspecting girl is asleep/passed out, ejaculate on her eyebrow/forehead region and sprinkle previously collected pubic hair on so that her eyebrows now resemble that of the well-known actor Abe Vigoda
"Remember that waitress with the creepy penciled-on eyebrows? I took her out, got her good and drunk and...let's just say that before I snuck out of her apartment, I gave her an Abe Vigoda."
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Literal german translation of fuck off.
Although "verpiss dich!" is being used more commonly, "fick ab!" is the up-and-coming trendword since it sends a clearer, stronger message, is often understood by foreigners, too, and can be screamed more violently.
Popular comparative and superlative degrees include: "stirb ab!" and "stirb aus!", suggesting to the addressee to "die out" or "get extinct".
-"Hast du mir das Bier mitgebracht, Tatsch?"
-"Fick ab!"
-"Did you bring the beer, Tatsch?"
-"Fick ab!"
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To admire one's abs either by:
Lifting of the top - stroking the abs to check that you are still lean; or
Lifting of the top or having no top on at all and admiring oneself in a mirror or indeed any reflection you can see.
NB. Lighting is key to these disciplines and can improve the illusion of being 'stacked' and 'ripped' ten fold.
Man or Woman is feeling a bit insecure and 'fatty lumpkins' so they seek the nearest reflection with good lighting and stroke their abs to reasure themselves of their leanness - i.e having an ab-down.
This behaviour is often seen by man who's just been blown out by a girl in a bar.
Girl in a bar "It's not you it's me, but i still want to be your friend"
Bloke rushes off to nearest mirror (mirror in the mens toilets) looks at his abs - strokes his abs, to reasure himself and prove his manlyness.
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To get one tapped in the back of the head.
Damn bro smoke just Abe Lincolned Ash.
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swirling stretch marked abs on men whose love for beer has exceeded the limit set by their skin
In a gym ladies locker room -- One single MILF speaking to another -- I was going to blow him until I had to back up off him real quick like when I saw his spiral-abs. Fuck that!
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When your abdominal muscles are so well defined that they illustrate the ripples of when a pebble is dropped in a pond.
I want to bathe in Zac Efron's rippling abs...No homo.
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