Why the fuck are you looking up a banana on urban dictionary? You have access to the internet you privileged shit! How do you not know what a banana is? Its a fucking yellow dildo.
"I looked up banana in the urban dictionary and it made me feel bad."
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A subscriber to Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death.
Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped..
Guy 1: Hey , have you heard of Onision?
Guy 2: Oh you mean the next hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*
BANANA
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Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka onision subscribers Wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effectiveness videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1, (Is a banana): "Hey, have you heard of Onision?" Guy 2: "Oh you mean the next Hitler?" Guy 1: *Kills himself*
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A yellow fruit eaten by monkies, sometimes humans too.
Is that a banana?
Ohhh yes
May I have it
Ohh no
Why not?
It's mine!
So?
So ?!?!?!?
*Starts a physical fight.*
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Just a stupid fruit that is ugly and looks like a dildo
"Do you like bananas"
"Yah but just to mess sound with if you know what I mean"
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A racist epithet sometimes directed at an Asian woman who happens to be dating a White man. Generally used only by bitter White women who have failed in relationships, not understanding that it may be due to their own lack of attractiveness, personality, or character. They fail to comprehend the natural likeability of Asian women who are kind and feminine (incorrectly labeling them "submissive"), and also fail to appreciate White men who are nice, intelligent, and gentlemanly. Feeling lost in her own bitterness, the White woman will ascribe nefarious motives to such persons liking each other, and will resort to unfounded racist stereotyping.
My fucking ex-boyfriend is going with some fucking Asian banana. I can't stand it. They can't possibly love each other. She's just after his money. Shit, I need a hit of cocaine.
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A yellow fruit grown in tropical climates which is shaped oddly like mans penis, which is why it is often used by health teachers to demonstrate proper use of a condom.
Bananas: nom nom nom nom
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