Secret Beer

Beer which you have either rediscovered, or have in your possession without knowing its true origins. Typically a cheap beer. Typically left over from a forgotten party. Sometimes found in a hot car, or exposed to the elements for additional flavor enhancement.

"Hey, Sean brought up some secret beer from his car"
"Ugh! How long has it been there? And... can you pass me one?"

Beer-vana

A sudden certainty after drinking large quantities alcohol that you can fix your life.

You: All i need to do is learn a guitar, buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them.

Brain: Come on, grow up just buy a fucking shredder

This is beer-vana

fruit beer

A Vodka Cruiser.

For years, the boys have been in the trenches, paving the way for the publics acceptance of the Vodka Cruiser as an acceptable beverage of choice for a bloke. Instagrams 'Troy Candy' in particular, was one of the front liners, leading the charge. Finally, blokes can dive head first into a few Vodka Cruisers, without simultaneously putting their sexuality up for question/debate.

"Yea nah yea yea mate, we're gonna have a few fruit beers then hit the town later, might even get our dirty little mittens on bag if the opportunity presents itself"

Beer Tits

When a clumsy girl tries to drink a beer way too fast and spills it all over her breasts.
She then has Beer Tits.

Yo man, Athena tried to chug this beer yesterday and went full beer tits. She almost spilled half of it...

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Beer ratio

Noun; used to describe the amount of beer in comparison to the amount of people at a given party or get-together.

John: Hey bro how was that party you went to last night?!

Bob: duude it sucked.. sucha shitty beer ratio.. like 1 case for 40 people!

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Guarding the beer

Making out/ hooking up, primarily in a party setting. Typically in front of the beer/keg/etc. and effectively "guarding" any other party goers from reaching it.

They were guarding the beer for hours. Though I must admit they did a good job, nobody bothered taking any of the beer that was behind them.

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Beer Porn

In beer nerd circles, a photo of one's beer collection. Usually consisting of rare or hard to find beers. Often times, it features close ups of labels or brewery logos. Can also be close ups of a poured beer, though less common.

I just posted new beer porn pics of all the Dark Lord Imperial Stout I bought at the festival.

(many close ups of the sweet Dark Lord label)

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