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You'll need a high speed industrial fan that can reach a wind speed of at least 100 mph, 40 guys from the local Walmart crew, and the hottest milf this side of the Mississippi. The foxy lady will stand approximately 20 feet away from the fan, obviously naked and ready for the coming storm. The guys will be standing right behind the fan brewing the storm. Once prepped and primed they let the snow loose. It travels through the fan reaching a terminal velocity of 50 feet per second, covering the vixen, head to toe in roughly a good foot of the gooey, white snow.
Yeah man I got the night shift boys together last night and Tom's wife got blinded by the North Dakota Blizzard
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A climatic condition affecting men only when the weather turns wintery.
An overnight phenomenon where frenzied excitement of the coming "white stuff" leads to impaired visibility and slippery conditions!
Gregoire was hoping his 8-inch blizzard would lead to much snowball fun!
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When your on a ski lift and you jerk your shit and unleash your load on unlucky children below
Johnny and I did a baby hill blizzard yesterday
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When a group of Catholic priests perform a bukkake on you at Sunday school
Mike thought the stereotypes of Catholic priests were fake until he received his first Sunday morning blizzard
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Noun:
A classic snow storm where 8-10 inches are predicted. When it is all said and done you only receive 3 inches. Children's dreams of a day off from school are crushed.
2. I big bulky man whom you would think that all parts would match, respectively. Unfortunetly when the lady friend gets intimate enough she is profoundly disappointed, only getting the 2 or 3 inches of the 8 she expected.
M: Storms a cummin...think its an irish blizzard.
Lady Friend: Boring.
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When a bunch of snowflakes get together and skull fuck you.
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I am coming to Idaho to blizzard skull fuck you. And you will not like it.
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Buzz word for any amount of snow.
One flake of snow fell on Concord NH today. Better stock up on the essentials, cuz it's NEAR BLIZZARD-LIKE CONDITIONS...
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