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Mr Clit

Mr Clit knows how to acknowledge their children. Mr Clit makes their children feel safe and comforted. Mr Clit is the best parent.

Mr Clit embraced me instead of not remembering I'm their child! Best parent ever!
Mr Clit bought me that poster so I wouldn't steal it. Incredible.
Mr Clit hates feet!
Mr Clit is a responsible parent. They always take their children down the right path and they don't promote cannibalism.

by Fayra <3 May 12, 2023


Clit Dribbler

A lesbian
Also commonly referred to as a female munch

Jessie is such a fucking clit dribbler. She plays with the clit like a basketball.

by MoraineValley123 March 1, 2023


Chicken Clit

an act during sexual intercourse when the penis of a male touches the clit of a woman, it becomes the chicken clit.

Cock meets Clit, the Chicken Clit.

I just did some crazy chicken clit last night with Becky, had her squawking.

1: Just had some nice sex last night!

2: that's fun, but did u perform Chicken Clit?

1: nope :(

by Sano Cultist November 29, 2021


Indigo Clit

Female equivalent of blue balls.

"Last night after hanging out with Alex, I went home indigo clit."

by A. N. A. June 3, 2015


Shadow Clit

When that bitch is looser than the fabric of time and that ish lookin' like a wormhole/ black hole

I was smashin' this hoe like a poodle on a table leg and that bitch felt like yo moms "Shadow Clit".

by I am a bic pen July 26, 2018


Monkey Clit

When her clit is so loose and flappy that it kinda just hangs there and looks like a monkey swinging through the jungle.

Darius: Did you fuck Jolene?
Chase: No she got that monkey clit

by Yabagoot March 20, 2018


Clit Recoil

When a woman is so turned off by someone that their clit recoils into their stomach and hides for days.

I was so turned off by that asshole my clit recoiled.

by Draperchick March 11, 2017